New Zealander Dies from Dizzying Dental Disaster

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     After the tragic events from last week’s eviction in which his former final 2 and

soulmate Dooze left the Sandbox Big Brother house, Markus was found dead after falling

from a six-story building. Police are investigating the cause of his death and believe

Markus to have slipped on a bag of his own wisdom teeth while drinking on the balcony.

 

     The deceased Big Brother player was known for being involved in various drinking                  The culprits?

related accidents through his career. Known as a lovable drunk by his loyal hoes and a

drunk mess by everyone else, Markus tumbled through his stay in the Big Brother house. His fellow Heaven group members were unable to comment as no one showed at the funeral.

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