Uprizzle- Not Such a Big Z?

Uprizzle: More than meets the eye?

Hailing from Wisconsin, (which is basically a Canadian Dairy Farm disguised as a

US State) Heaven member Uprizzle is known for failing at getting good joker ratings

and quite frankly, failing in general. He also uses the alias "Big Z" which could be interpreted as compensation for various things but as we failed to reach him for his comments this theory remains as an allegation (it totally is a compensation though, trust us).

Fortunately, size is not all that matters in life. Self proclaimed "pretty cool" guy Big Z's Big Z seems to have bagged him Ms. Perfect. Literally. His EpicDatingSite profile shows he in in love with user "perfect". However, upon closer analysis, this "perfect" is the owner of a dreaded Anime Avatar!

Dream waifu or just a

dream? You be the judge.

We at Hell News. Inc

would like to take the

initiative by offering

Uprizzle our sincerest Never trust an Anime Avatar

condolences.